He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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