ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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