are you still at the devil's house?
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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