First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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