You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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