my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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