I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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