No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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