I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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