Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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