I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
two words...techno handjob
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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