My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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