he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I understand Curling. That high.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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