yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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