So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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