its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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