Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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