What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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