i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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