using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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