i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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