Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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