so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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