Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
send nudes
from the living room?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
