You don't have asthma, your pregnant
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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