I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If that was your dad, he is hot
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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