people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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