why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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