the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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