Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Say something about gay babies.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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