Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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