margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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