Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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