I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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