Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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