? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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