I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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