do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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