Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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