Non-Jews are for practice
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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