Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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