And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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