Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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