She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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