Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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