my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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