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Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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