i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize