that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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