am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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