dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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