its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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