so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Found the puke drawer
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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