Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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