do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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