Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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